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2008 Cantele Primitivo
What’s Primitivo???
Stop Crying. It’s Just Zin.
But: From Italy.
We Proudly Present:

Nose:
Dried Mission FIg.
Tobacco.
Makes: “Typical Zin” Look Like A B.
When Typical Zin Gets Robbed, This Grape Steps In Like Nate Dogg
Pair It Up:
Fennel Sausage
Panzanella
Boom.
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2007 Quinta Das Maias Vinho Tinto
WE LOVE: PORTUGUESE WINE
A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW DOURO.
THIS IS DAO. OTHER SIDE OF THE TRACKS.
THE WINE YOUR MAMA WOULDN’T LET YOU DATE.

NOSE:
SMOKED PEAT.
GRAPE TOOTSIE POP.
MOUTHFEEL:
EFFERVESCENT. EXPLODING POP ROCKS.
MOUTH:
RED FRUIT.
MEATY.
AND ON THE VERY END….SALTED DUTCH LICORICE.

PAIR THIS BAD BOY UP:
EASY. MERGUEZ SAUSAGE STEW.
HMMM….THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA FOR MARCH’S CLUB SHIPMENT….
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2010 Husch Mendocino Chenin Blanc
CHENIN BLANC: KILLER LOIRE WHITE WINE GRAPE
THIS ONE’S FROM MENDOCINO COUNTY

AND IT’S REALLY FUN TO SAY…..
HUSCHHHHHHH
NOSE:
KEY LIME
WET STONE
MOUTH:
MINERAL
BRIGHT ACID
LIGHT CITRUS
GOOD: EVEN FOR PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY DON’T LIKE WHITE WINE
AND AT $11 BUCKS……
IT’S GREAT PARTY WINE

SO GET SOME
AND PARTY ON WAYNE
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2010 La Cabotte Colline Cotes du Rhone
GRENACHE. SYRAH. RED RHONE BLEND.

NOSE:
PEPPERCORN
EARTH
SLIGHT CIGAR
MOUTH:
BALANCED TANNINS
SLIGHTLY STEMMY
MORE EARTH
KILLER LONG FINISH
BONUS: 100% BIODYNAMIC
BONUS: $13 BUCKS
BONUS: SCREW TOP
SO: PUT IT IN ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS

AND HIT UP THE PARK!
COME ON….WHY SHOULD THE BUMS HAVE ALL THE FUN?

PAIR IT UP
HAM. FRENCH BAGUETTE. BUTTER. CORNICHON.
ESCARGOT. BUTTER. GARLIC. PARSLEY.
DOUBLE CUT GRILLED PORK CHOP. DIJON. CORNICHON. ROASTED FINGERLINGS.
BOOM.
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2007 Coquelicot Mon Amour
BORDEAUX STYLE BLEND FROM LOS OLIVOS

$55 BUCKS.
BALLER. WINE.
WE LOVE IT.
CEDAR
MUSHROOM
RICH RED FRUIT
NOW I’M NOT GONNA TELL YOU THAT IF YOU OPEN A BOTTLE THIS WILL HAPPEN…….

BUT IT WILL DEFINITELY HELP YOUR ODDS
PAIR WITH:
A KILLER SUIT
BLACK DRESS
A LITTLE

YOUR GAME:
UP IT
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2008 Chatom Vineyards Touriga
TOURIGA NACIONAL IS A GREAT PORTUGUESE GRAPE, TRADITIONALLY USED FOR PORT
BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO AREN’T DOWN WITH PORT
SO THEY STARTED MAKING RED WINE OUT OF THE GRAPES
AND GUESS WHAT? IT’S GREAT
CHATOM IS DOING IT IN CALAVERAS COUNTY

GOOD TANNINS
DARK CHERRY
CHOCOLATE
CINNAMON
AND A HINT OF

PAIR IT UP:
ROASTED PORK
MOLÉ
CHOCOLATE SOUFFLÉ. CREAM. MALDON SALT.
$20 BONES
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2009 Tanner Viognier
IF YOU’RE NOT ON BOARD WITH VIOGNIER YET
GET ON BOARD
ESPECIALLY IF YOU LIKE SPICY FOOD
HERE’S A GREAT PLACE TO START

HONEYSUCKLE
APPLE
FLOWERS
$19 BUCKS
LET’S CUT TO THE CHASE
JUST LIKE WHEN I POP IN A DVD OF

SO LET’S PAIR THIS WINE UP:
SPICY PAD THAI
CEVICHE TOSTADAS
FISH TACOS
VINDALOO. AS HOT AS YOU CAN HANDLE IT. PAPADUM. MANGO CHUTNEY.
MENUDO.
NOW I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT THE BULLIT CAR CHASE….SO HERE YOU GO
AND BOTTOMS UP.
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2008 Demetria Estate Pantheon Blanc

SANTA YNEZ VALLEY WHITE BLEND
MARSANNE. GRENACHE BLANC.
PALE PLUMB
FLOWERS
$16 BUCKS
SIP: OUTSIDE
IN: THE AFTERNOON
WITH: FRIENDS
LISTENING TO:

CHEWING ON:
GREEN FIGS.
MANCHEGO.
BRIE.
CRACKERS.
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2008 Andrew Murray Esperance
ANDREW MURRAY’S WINES HAVE WON A LOT OF AWARDS
BUT ANDREW MURRAY IS KIND OF LIKE

SO HE DOESN’T REALLY CARE ABOUT AWARDS
OR THE FACT THAT SIDEWAYS DISSED HIM
FORTUNATELY, NEITHER DO WE
BECAUSE HE IS A YOUNG RAD WINEMAKER DOING OLD WORLD STUFF. LIKE. A. PIMP.
SO DRINK:

$24 BUCKS
G. S. M.
SMELL:
BANANA BREAD
HERB
CINNAMMON
TASTE:
DARK FRUIT
GUZZLE WITH:
MELTED PETIT BASQUE. CHORIZO.
OLIVE OIL RUBBED NEW YORK STEAK. RARE. DUCK FAT FRIED SMASHED POTATOES.
SALUMI. PROVOLONE. CRUSTY BREAD. OLIVE OIL.
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2010 Newsome Harlow Dry Muscat Blanc

MUSCAT BLANC IS ONE OF THE OLDEST VARIETALS IN EXISTENCE
ASK YOUR MOM. SHE WAS AROUND BACK THEN RIGHT?
THE GREEKS PASSED IT ON TO THE FRENCH (WHO NOW TAKE ALL THE CREDIT)
THESE GRAPES SOMEHOW WANDERED UP TO CALAVERAS COUNTY
APRICOT
PEAR
SWEET, BUT ACIDIC
SIP WITH:
SALMON SASHIMI
MANCHEGO. QUINCE PASTE.
GRILLED SHRIMP. CILANTRO. CHILI.
ROASTED PORK. DIJON. CRUSTY FRENCH BREAD.
GRILLED NECTARINES. VANILLA GELATTO.
$21 BUCKS
AND SINCE THE GREEKS GOT THIS GOING AROUND THE WORLD I’D HAVE TO RATE THIS WINE:
